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I was in ecstasy with a huge smile on my face as Mrs OB moved forward,
Then backwards, forward, then backwards again.....
Back and forth...
Back and forth.....
In and out.......
Mrs OB could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back.
She was getting near to the end.
Her heart was pounding..... Her face was flushed.....
Then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,

"Okay, Okay!!! I can’t park the car!!! You do it, you smug b@st@rd!!!"

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I can sympathize re the bananas. The other night I got myself a glass of milk.
Next day hubby discovered I had put the milk carton in the cupboard where the glass came from, instead of back in the fridge!

I know I'm getting old, but now I'm really starting to worry! Or shall I just blame the wine??

Mrs. T.

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Why would wine be responsible? You were drinking milk. If you must apportion blame, it's Mr T's fault for not checking the cupboard.

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yep an untouched bunch of bananas.

That was one hell of a lucky escape. There are 3 things you just don't do in life: (1) never look at another man's woman; (2) Never water his whiskey; and (3)Never, EVER, put bananas in the fridge!! Absolute sacrilege!

Regarding the dishwasher, I find that as good a place as any to look for the scissors.....'cos I'm not going to find them in the drawer they're kept in, even if they're there. That's a proven fact!

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Or shall I just blame the wine??

Always!

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Why would wine be responsible? You were drinking milk.

If that's your natural logical thought process you should apply for a job as defence counsel for OJ Simpson immediately!

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